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Long live the tild‚!!!!!!!
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File: AAASCHBR.TXT  -  Break into school computers
Typed by: ˇmerican ˇnarchist (Who else?)
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Well one day, during 6th hour at Wheaton-Warrenville South, I 
discovered a way to break into the school computers.  I am 
positive this method will either work for other people, or 
give people ideas, and they can figure out the rest in the 
same manner.
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The first step was to get into DOS.  It had a password protect 
on this, so it became extremely hard to get into.  I was 
typing in a zillion passwords one day, and I found BUSINESS to 
work.  Well that was convenient, but I couldn't do much, 
except delete all the files on the drive.  That was fun, but I 
had a quest to do better.  I tried a different computer, but 
it had a different password.  "How will I get the password?" 
is a thought which I never had.  I went to WordPerfect.  Shell 
with Ctrl-F1, and just dropped to DOS from there.  That was an 
extremely inconvenient way to get there, but what the hell, I 
still got there.
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I typed "TYPE AUTOEXEC.BAT" to see what it did upon booting.  
It went to a subdir called MENU.  I changed to that subdir.  I 
then hit TYPE MENU.MDF (Mike Ditka Football?!?).  That 
worked.  The screen looked like this:

   Č{ĖNˇ6   BUTTCHEESE   ĆdŪ8ę_   Etc.
  
Well, using my brain I figured it would be very awkward for a 
set up file to "accidentally" type BUTTCHEESE using random 
charachters (pardon the spelling).  I tested it and it worked 
fine.
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Then I went into the setup menu, and I got in to change all 
the stupid files.  I made the selection for WordPerfect run 
the Resume Maker, the Graphing program run the Print Shop, etc.
Then I made another dir called Porno files.  It had one file, 
although all it did was reprint the Autoexec.bat.  Then I 
renamed the passwords.  Now the teachers had to decide whether 
it was worth it to reformat the drive, or to just leave the 
porno section on there.
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If you do this, you might as well put a .GIF up on there, or 
someother stuff you think would be fun to scare a teacher.
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Hi to Centurion.  If he wants to join its fine with me.