/--------------------\ Car Stereos' How to Get 'em Cheap (FREE) By: Ivan Lendl \----------------------------/ Disclaimer: What is discussed in this file is for Entertainment purposes only and should Not be taken seriously. The nature of this file is highly is highly illegal so remember kiddies, this is a no no! Okay, now that that's out of the way, let's begin....How many times have you walked across a car and said Damn I wish I had a radio like that? Well, its easier than you think! There are a few ways to get into a car lemme tell you about 'em. (DON'T DO IT! ITS ILLEGAL!) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Number 1: ~~~~~~~~ This is probably the easiest way. Car windows usually make a lot of noise when you break them, so obviusly, throwing a rock at them sure isn't going to get the job done. Sure it'll break the window, but itsd gonna make so much noise, you might attract someone you don't want. 1st thing you do is get some porceline. Now since you probably aren't going to want to throw a toilet through a car windows, the best source of porceline is a spark plug. See the vibrations created when the porceline comes in contact with the glass it shatters. That means you don't have to throw it hard, hell, you don't have to throw it at all just hit the window with the spark plug, and it will quietly shatter. No noise, nothing, and you're in! Of course if you want to know how to actually get the sterao out of the car look for part two of this article. Another way to break into through the window is also pretty easy. You will need a flat head screwdriver. Stick the screwdriver where the window meets the door, and turn it, and poof another car window quietly shattered. And again you're in you car and ready to remove the radio. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Number 2: ~~~~~~~~ Okay, Now how to break into convertiables....This doesn't even involve breaking any windows! Isn't that special....It does however involve a very big nyphe. Figured it out yet? Yup, cut a hole in that damn roof and climb in. Simple huh? There are some convertiables that you need no outside tools to break into. As hard as this sounds to believe, the Ford Mustang has a zipper on the back, yes, a zipper. It is located right under that cheezy little window in the back of the car. Just unzip, and you're in! Wasn't that simple???!!! Another interesting car is the Suzuki Samurai, and the Isuzu Tracker...these car roofs snap on with little buttons and are quite accessiable from the outside without too much trouble. Just unbutton the roof, and climb in....Now I know what you're saying who would want to break into a Samurai...remember, most of these cars are owned by teenagers; teenagers who love expensive loud stereos! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Number 3: ~~~~~~~~ The final part of this is a little more difficult. Now what most everyone knows, is that cars with expensive radios will often have expensive alarms. Not a Problem...Well sometimes a problem....Now most of these cars have sunroofs right? Right! now, most car alarms sensors to not include the roof. So bring yor trusty crowbar, and climb up onto that sucker, and pry that roof right open. The locks on these roofs are pretty flimsy, and the ruff pulls right open without too much effort. If the car has one of those glass sun-roofs, use those methods described in breaking the windows. Of course some car alarms do affect the roof, so you just gotta say oh well for now. At leat until I figure out how to get into those. I'll keep you informed! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special... ~~~~~~~~~~ This part is just some final notes. Remeber, Vans often have neat stuff in them, and they often have skylites which are quite often open and readily acssiable. Also for those of you guys that are strong, and I mean REALLY strong, there's an easy way to get into cars. There's a tool you can get for about 15 bux at a hardware store. I'm not exactly Handy Andy so I don't know what the tool is called. It lookes like a really big staple remover with a handle. Ask them for it, tehy'll show ya. At least you got a visual of what it looks like. Anyway this tool fits very well arouns the keyhole of a car. And like I said if you're REALLY strong, you latch onto the car key hole, and yank! The car lock pops right out, and you can now enter the car. Piece 'o cake. If you're strong as hell that is! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, that does it, look for part II of this article which will tell how to actually remove the radios from the cars. Look for it very soon, as long many other text files from Mindless Mayhem. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- And remember, this stuff is illegal, and this article was ment for your reading pleasure only and not to be taken seriously, and definetly not attempted. Oh ya, You can copy this as often as you like, and upload it wherever you want, but out of courtesy to me the author, I ask you not change or modify this file in any way. Thank You. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Written by IVAN LENDL, the tennis player gone BAD! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11-19-91 Type in atdt 17083073768 for a cool time Home of Mindless Mayhem, and the Mindless Mayhem crew. . . We're a band of irate arab youths that throw rocks at cars. 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