Zero 1:Gravity Busted
                             Issue 1: The Facer's of SysOp's
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        What we need today in this piggish society is a board that can
 fullfill all ones needs like Mine..?if you say so?. Akira and I are not
 much favs of English but we are Advanced. :) Not Surprising. 
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                         On with the Show......
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                This Magazine demonstrates what the world of hackers and 
    Warez/Elite is all about...We will demonstrate all of our talents in
    bringing you what you want to read....which is good SHIT!

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                        Warez/Elite Users

        Screw them...all those Lamers that dont do shit...I need excitement
 thrill and supense. The ELite world is so fucked up with the SySop's who are
 so uptight about securtity that they even forgot that they lived in FUCKING
 DuPAGE/Cook COunty....a illiterate county with no sense of directions....
 FUCKING DOPES! ANyway I feel that a users should be able to be validated as
 soon as possible none of this owe Ill wait a couple of days to see if he is
 LEGIT...FUCK LEGIT!....You need a board with action LIke Achilles or NPL or
 even DISTORTIONS. come on MAN we dont need quick shady SHarEWare bogus shit
 that is for Beginers not us. If you need Elite Sites and #'s Call 708-529-2162
 Higher Velocity BBS. Mention this MAGAZINE.
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                        Now is where I get PISSED off!

        tHIS SHIT ABOUT sysOps thinking they have so much power like on 
  shareware boards  UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  This is putrid. I say HAck the SHit
  out of them....Man OH man. Blow the FucKing Computer UP for all I care.
  The Stability <<<<<,,,,,Like krc connect shouldny even be fucked with
  just kill'em all said "THE MAN" guess?
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                FreE Board Talk ALong witH Pity
         
        OK the BoarDs around the areas are getting shady and shadier every
  Fucking day fuck this this so so shitty. What we need these days is a board
  that has has has has has {studdering prob.} everything like Magazine 
  reviews so people can be noticed along with HPAV and also ELite WarEz stuff.
        NOw no need to brag that is what my board offers....the thing is that
  we need to expand around DuPage/Cook County we have to start Exploding
  with Preety Nooses and ShiT. Now The Boards that offer this are Funeral
  Parolor and Nakes Purple Logic. These two are excellent. Now what yo need
  to do is D/L ren10496.zip or whatever it is thesedays and Bnu.zip and 
  Fucking start your own board. Got it God dam it AHHHHHHHHHHH!  So you know
  I speak the truth just like everyone else EXCEPT the BUTTfuckerS HA!
  
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                You dont even want me to get started onthis shit....Who
  here feeling that the computer's out there are too EXPENSIVE.........
  .........HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM   EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Now to fix this I have
  made my own bussiness opened it is very incredible but it only lasted
  a while but long enough to get me the shit i wanted RIGHT!  DO it DO it!

        With a Pation

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                I would like to end with a quote from a famous Feond


       ASS HEAD...."Kill'em all said JAck"


       Editor:Higher Power
       Editor #2:Akira

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