HOW TO MAKE A FAKE PHONE LINE AND GET AWAY WITH IT
                              
                              UPLOADED BY 
                              
                              HeLLS oMeN




DISCLAMER: THIS IS MENT TO BE A JOKE, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY THING 
THAT YOU MIGHT DO WITH THE METERIAL WITHIN THIS PAPER.  IF YOU GET ARRESTED
FOR THIS IT IS YOUR OWN FAULT (OF CORSE IF YOU GET ARRESTED YOU'D HAVE TO BE
A MORON)!!! I WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBLITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS 
                        <those things rule!>

Ok, basicaly what this file is about is how to make a fake phone line. 
It will not be only your phone line because you will be on someone elses
phone. In other words, when you get this hooked up you will be on some one 
elses line (its kinda like taping it, but you dont know who's  line you are 
taping AND you get full access to their line).  The only problem about this 
is when you are on their phone they can pick up the phone over at their house
and inturupt your conversation.

NeeDeD: one thin insulated wire about 3 inches long, wire stripper, screw 
driver, and 2 phone outlets (one attached to the wall one not).  

        If you dont have an extra phone outlet you can pick up one at your
        local hardwear store for about 3 or 4 bucks.

STEP 1: Take the wire and cut it in half. Strip the ends of both of the wires.
Take out the outlet from the wall and unscrew the first 2 wires at the top 
(see diagram) but dont let any wires get out from under the screw. 

                 
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                        |         /     \        |
                        |       /  @    @ \      |
                        |      | 1 ^    ^1 |     |
                        |      |  @       @|     |
                        |      | 2 ^    2 ^|     |
                        |       -----------      |
                        |           . .          |
                        |          . . .         |
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                     @= screws
                     ^=the connections you make
                     .= wire outlets
                     1= first time you do it
                     2=second time you do it

STEP 2: Take the wires you made and put them under the screws (make sure that 
the wire is touching the inside of the screw). With the other ends of the wire
unscrew the bottom screws and attach them to the inside of the screws.

STEP 3: Plug in the phone cord and you got your phone line.


KICK ASS SHIT TO DO WITH IT

If you just happen to pick up the phone line while they are on say something 
creative  like "I AM GOD, GET OFF THE DAMED PHONE NOW" OR "I LIVE IN THE 
PHONE, THIS IS THE LAST DAY THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO USE THE PHONE LINE
WITH OUT ME LISTENING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA".

Call ld (long distance) calls to China

Call some 900 number and tell the lady that picks up that you will still be on
the phone and just leave the phone off the hook.

If you wanna hack something and dont wanna have *69 where the police can trace 
the call back to your house any way, use the fake line so they cant trace you.
Even if they do trace the call it will trace back to the persons house.

When you are done listening to the persons phone conversation, leave the phone 
off the hook so the lines are totaly tied up.

You can do some kick ass things with this, please abuse the privalage of 
playing g-d with the phone.  Be creative with the phone lines and cause hell
for the person's line it is.

                              -=HeLLS oMeN=-