10 SIGNS OF GOOD CRYPTO LEGISLATION

10. Your employees stop asking about the legal defense fund

 9. FBI and NSA dropped from product distribution "cc" list

 8. No subpoenas in your conference materials

 7. The * after "private key" is dropped from user manuals

 6. Your kids stop playing _key escrow agents_ and robbers

 5. Louis Freeh is _steamed_

 4. TV show COPS cancels plan to film bust of key escrow center

 3. Rep. Goodlatte gets a big movie deal -- "The Congressman"

 2. Jim Bidzos is named US Trade Representative

 1. USG starts exporting good crypto products instead of
    bad crypto policy